charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

suctioning:

this is what tumblr was made for

suctioning:

this is what tumblr was made for

jonnovstheinternet:

He tried to give a flying fuck.

jonnovstheinternet:

He tried to give a flying fuck.

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

lightexpo:

CGT Speed Convertible

lightexpo:

CGT Speed Convertible

fabforgottennobility:

Breakfast

fabforgottennobility:

Breakfast

poopcoop:

Haven’t we all 

poopcoop:

Haven’t we all